Title: Our Father part 3-2
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Takes place a year after the first part of Our Father. Cody has changed his ways, cleaned up his act... but Ted is still as straight laced as ever...
Disclaimer: All rights belong to the WWE
Warnings: Strong religious content! And perhaps a lot of sacriligious goings on...
Word Count: 13140
Feedback: Would be lovely
A/N: It's been a long time since I've stepped into this 'verse. I really hope that it's as good, if not better than the first two parts!

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3-1





( The Lord is with thee... )

Title: Our Father part 3-1
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Takes place a year after the first part of Our Father. Cody has changed his ways, cleaned up his act... but Ted is still as straight laced as ever...
Disclaimer: All rights belong to the WWE
Warnings: Strong religious content! And perhaps a lot of sacriligious goings on...
Word Count: 13140
Feedback: Would be lovely
A/N: It's been a long time since I've stepped into this 'verse. I really hope that it's as good, if not better than the first two parts!

Part 1, Part 2





( Hail Mary, full of grace... )

Title: Double Vision
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels/surprise? (it's no one weird, I promise!)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After a long car ride, Cody has Ted make a pit stop where he sees something that makes him do a double take.
Word Count: 8078
A/N: This was written for the Fic Fun Friday prompt at codiasi, this week's prompt being... crack!fic!
Warnings: There is threeway sex here! Very graphic threeway sex.
Disclaimer: Don't own the WWE

( Fill my eyes with that double vision )

Title: Frankly, My Dear
Pairing: Ted/Cody (with other minor pairings implied)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Just days after the Confederate States of America fired upon Fort Sumter, the South was awaiting word on whether or not a war would start. Cody Runnels, however, was not so concerned about the war, no, he was more concerned about getting the love of his life, Randy Orton, to be with him. However, Cody winds up meeting the notorious Ted DiBiase and his life takes an interesting turn.
Word Count: 7637
A/N: This is for coisceim using the prompt: Any famous movie scene re-written ala Ted and Cody. So, I picked Gone With the Wind, and I really hope that you enjoy this! And I hope that I managed to do this book and movie justice!
Disclaimer: I don’t own anyone from the WWE and Gone With the Wind is property of Margaret Mitchell. There are direct quotes from the movie in here, which, again, I don’t own!


After all, tomorrow is another day!

Yes, we have a winner to the 2012 Blimp Bowl of LJ! By just TWO votes, I'd like to congratulate our two time champions, reclaiming the title from last year's defeat,

THE BEATLES!

My Blimp Bowl poll is going to close later today to determine the winner of the 2012 Blimp Bowl of LJ!

So you can vote HERE!

However, the real WBLM Blimp Bowl just ended and the winner was announced, and, as always, I want to see who would win here.

Poll #1817036 Real Blimp Bowl Finals
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Well... for the third straight year in a row, we have The Beatles vs Queen as the final 2. In the first year of the Blimp Bowl, The Beatles won. Last year, Queen won. So, now, in their THIRD head to head final round battle, which one will come out on top?

Poll #1816447 BLIMP BOWL FINAL ROUND
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C'mon, I need more than TWELVE votes to determine the bands going into the final round of the Blimp Bowl!

Vote here!

Title: King Ding a Ling
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels/Randy Orton
Rating: NC-17 to be safe
Summary: Cody intends to send a text to his best friend from college... but a little slip of the finger on the contacts list makes all the difference in the world...
Word Count: 1207
A/N: This was written for codiasi's Fic Fun Friday, this week's prompt being texting fails!
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE.





Waking up in the morning, Cody was sore in the very best of ways. He stretched his long limbs, his ass completely aching. When he stood from bed to make his way to the bathroom, he found that it hurt to take those first few steps. Not that he cared, though, because the night before was so worth it. The past few weeks, he’d been beyond stressed about everything going on at school and really needed last night to happen. It had been a long time since he got any and he the added stress of all these exams was not helping.

Once he got back into his bedroom, he picked up his cell to text his best friend from college, Beth, about his night. Girl I got so much dick last night I can barely walk! I think that helped me feel better. King ding a ling to the rescue!!

It was only after it sent that he realized that he didn’t send it to Beth. He sent it to this girl, Bethany, who had been his lab partner back in his junior year of college in his biology class. Oh shit!!!!! My bad!! LOL he sent back to her, hoping that she would totally discard that last message… and he had never been happier that he moved along to Dartmouth for their medical program after he graduated with his bachelor’s degree.

However, his hopes that she’d delete the text and ignore it completely were dashed when he got a reply. Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! King what??? lamo!!!!!!!

He was in the middle of writing her a reply saying that he did not mean to send her that when he got another text from her. lmao..I’m laughing so hard right now!!!

Cody grimaced and finally sent his reply. I’m so sorry, that wasn’t meant for you! Can we just pretend that never happened?

A few seconds later, he got a text back from her. Yeah, but just you know, this was the highlight of my week

By this point, Cody knew there was nothing he could do about it… and he also decided that he was not going to go to any of his class reunions. Ever. He looked down to his phone and sighed before typing yet another reply to her. Good to know… Umm… I’m really sorry about that.

It’s ok, she sent back to him. At least it sounds like you had a good time! ;D Hope you can walk by the end of the day!

Thanks, he sent to her, and that was the last of that. He was red in the face when he set the phone back down.

It was a few minutes later when he picked his phone back up, debating on whether or not he should delete her number and cursing the fact that he hadn’t before then. In the end, he didn’t, at least not right then. Instead he made absolutely sure that he was sending the text to Beth.

Her reply was much better than the one he got from his one time lab partner, who probably barely remembered him. Cody, you can’t tell a girl this and then not give deets!

He proceeded to tell her about how he hooked up with two friends he had made in his medical program, Ted DiBiase and Randy Orton, and how he had them both last night.

Both of them at once?!

Yes! Never had 2 dicks in me at once before, but after last night, I’m already waiting for next time it happens.

While he waited for her reply, he started to wonder if he should send a message to Ted and Randy saying that he accidentally let slip the fact that he had a threeway with them… but it wasn’t like the person he accidentally told actually knew who they were… hell, she probably hardly remembered who he was. In the end, he decided to just let it be… it wasn’t as though she could tell them that she knew.

However, he did want to ask them when they could arrange another meeting. He found their names in his phone and was literally about to ask them when they wanted to meet up again when Beth’s reply came in. Damn! Get some pics so I can see this!

He grinned, going back to his messages to reply to her once he had sent out his text to Ted and Randy, not paying attention to who he was actually sending the message to. Hey, when did you wanna meet back up. Had a great time last night.

And yet again, it wasn’t until it was too late did he realize just who he sent the message to. “Fuck! Shitshitshit!” he exclaimed, but it was already sent. To Bethany.

Cody, it’s been three years since we’ve seen each other, and I don’t think I have the right parts for what you’re looking for, came a text from her just about a minute after his was sent.

I am so sorry. I really didn’t mean to send that to you, he tapped out on the keypad, beyond frustrated at this point.

I figured as much. Want me to forget this never happened, too?

Could you? I swear it won’t happen again

Consider it done. Oh, and good luck with… everything

Thanks… he said to her again, this time going ahead and deleting the thread that he never meant to start with her.

Fml. I just sent TWO texts to some chick I haven’t seen in years telling her I got dick last night AND asking if she wanted to meet up again, he sent to Beth.

Impressive. So, pics? Beth asked again. Cody rolled his eyes. He supposed he was her GBF for a reason.

Thanks for caring. I’ll ask them if they’re ok with that, though…

Right after he sent her a text, he quickly sent one to Ted and Randy to see if they wanted to meet up again, this time making sure that it went to the right person. When those were sent, another message came in from Beth. If they’re ok with sticking their dicks in you at once, they better be ok with pics. And vids.

You’re a pushy bitch, aren’t you?

That’s why you love me

Cody grinned at that. He definitely couldn’t deny that. Then he grinned even more when he got a text from Randy, saying that he’d love to have a repeat of last night. Not too long after that, Ted replied with the same thing. He then asked them both if they were cool with taking pictures and videos. Again, they both replied in the affirmative.

At least he had that going for him after his little mishap. And this time he made absolutely, one hundred percent sure that he was texting Beth and not Bethany that there would indeed be pics and vids of his future encounter. Now he would just have to make sure that when he sent the pics, he didn’t make the same SNAFU he made today… twice. Though, by this point, she already knew all about his sex life, so what were a few accidental pictures sent her way by this point?

He prayed that didn’t happen.

Ok, it's time to move onto the next round! Semi-finals, baby! I expect a bigger turnout than the last round, people. We have our past 2 winners still in this thing. Maybe there'll be another head to head battle between them.

Again, this is open to the public, so anyone is free to vote!

Poll #1815465 Blimp Bowl of LJ Round 4
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Yes, it is time again for the next round of the Blimp Bowl! Some of these matchups were damn close! Let's see what happens this round!

Poll #1814657 Blimp Bowl of LJ Round 3
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Title: Third Time's a Charm
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The first, second and third time Ted walked in on Cody shaving his legs
Word Count: 1221
A/N: This was written for codiasi's Fic Fun Friday, this week's prompt being 'Ted walks in on Cody shaving his legs...'
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE.



They’d known each other a few days, a week at most, the first time it happened. In that short amount of time, they’d become friends. Their friendship came pretty naturally, to be honest. How could it not? What with both of their families having such deep roots within the wrestling business and all.

But, there were just some things that new friends shouldn’t see one another doing.

They’d seen one another fully clothed. That was, of course, not a problem. They’d seen one another in their wrestling gear. Yet again, not a problem at all. They’d even seen one another in the shower without issue.

However, Ted was rather unnerved when he walked into the locker room to go and talk himself once more through his upcoming promo and found his new friend naked except for a towel around his waist, with his leg, covered in shaving cream, lifted up on a bench. “Cody?” he asked, staring, stunned at the sight before him.

“Oh… Ted… I wasn’t expecting you back for a while,” Cody said, trying to subtly move his leg to make sure everything was still covered.

“What… are you doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing?” he asked, the razor just hovering over his ankle, having only just touched the skin when Ted walked into the room.

“You… you know you’re in a public locker room, right?”

“Yes. I am quite aware of that.”

“You’re shaving your legs, though.”

“Yeah. I thought they were ok, but I was getting changed and… they were not ok,” Cody told him.

“Why are you even bothering to shave in the first place?”

Cody raised a brow at Ted. “First off, do you see how dark this is?” he asked, pointing to his head. “That on my legs? No. Second, I just like the way it feels.”

“You like the way it feels?” Ted repeated.

“If you were with your girlfriend and you were touching her legs and they were as hairy as yours, would you like that way that feels? Or would you like it when she shaves and her legs are nice and smooth?”

“Are you likening yourself to a woman?”

“Just answer the damn question,” Cody said, hoping he wasn’t blushing or doing anything else to give himself away.

“When she shaves, I guess,” Ted told him.

“Why don’t you go up to Cena and ask him why he likes to shave his legs?” Cody asked, sounding a bit snippy at this point. “Now, if you’ll excuse me…” he trailed off, going back to what he had been attempting to do before Ted walked in and started playing twenty questions.

The second time it happened it was just about one month into their friendship. The night of their first ever title win to be exact. Only this time, it didn’t happen in a locker room. It happened in Cody’s hotel room.

Ted was in the room so they could run over everything that was going to happen that night when Ted told Cody he was going to head to the lobby to grab a cup of coffee before they had to start getting their things together to go to the arena. He said he’d be right back so they could discuss it yet again. It was Ted’s in-ring debut, after all, and he wanted everything to flow seamlessly.

Cody gave him the key so that he could get back into the room easily whenever he got back.

The sight that greeted Ted when he did get back to the room was one that took him by shock. “Don’t you ever do that in the shower?” he asked when he saw the bathroom door wide open, Cody’s foot up on the closed toilet lid having already slathered shaving cream on his leg.

Cody had his shorts hiked up as far as they could go and looked out to the main room. “Oh… I was thinking you’d be longer.”

“I was just going to get a cup of coffee downstairs. I wasn’t going to Starbucks across town,” he said. “Seriously, though… why?”

“Haven’t we been over this before? We’ve got a big match coming up tonight and I’m not going out there with nasty, stubbly legs!”

“You could have at least shut the door, or something.”

Cody rolled his eyes. “We can keep talking if it’s open.”

“We could talk if the door was closed, too,” Ted said.

“What? Does my leg shaving offend you?” Cody asked, drawing the razor up his leg, wiping the excess foam off the razor onto a towel.

“No. It’s kinda weird, though.”

“Loads of guys shave places other than their face, Ted,” Cody told him.

“No, I mean… it’s kinda weird watching you do it,” he clarified.

Cody blinked a couple times as he stared out through the door frame to Ted. He then removed his foot from the toilet seat, walked over to the door and shut it.

The third time it happened was the week after they lost their titles and would have their rematch to regain said titles. This time, though, it was in their shared hotel room. And this time, Ted didn’t even think twice about it. He went into the bathroom to brush his teeth, only to find that Cody was yet again occupying the toilet, foot up on the lid, leg covered in shaving cream. He did ask, “Really, don’t you ever do that in the shower?”

“The lighting’s better out here,” he replied.

“Getting ready for our big match?”

“Yup.”

“Mind if I ask you something else?”

“I guess… go ahead.”

“Why do you shave your legs, but not your chest? It’s like some weird… Teen Wolf Patch,” Ted told him.

“It’s manly.”

Ted nearly snorted toothpaste out his nose. “Really, Cody? You say you shave your legs so that they’ll be smooth… like a woman’s… but you keep your chest hairy because it’s manly?”

“Yes.”

“So it’s ok for all of that,” he said, pointing to Cody’s head to indicate the dark hair color, “to be there,” he went on, this time pointing to Cody’s chest, actually poking him, “but not there?” he concluded, gesturing to Cody’s legs.

“Yes,” he answered with a nod.

“You’ve got a really weird thought process.”

Cody just went back to his shaving.

That night, after winning the titles back from Cena and Batista, they managed to find their excitement from the win carry over into the back… where Cody kissed Ted on the cheek after a locker room embrace.

The kiss on the cheek took Ted by surprise, and when he looked into Cody’s face, both of them still locked up in the embrace, he found himself leaning in to meet Cody’s lips in a proper kiss.

Their excitement from that unexpected kiss in the locker room carried over into their hotel room. They had hardly shut the door and thrown their bags down before their lips were meeting again and clothes were removed on the way to the bed.

When Ted had Cody’s legs thrown over his shoulders as he pushed his cock inside him, not only did he notice how fucking tight Cody was, but how smooth his legs were as they slid across his skin with every thrust into him.

Ted never questioned Cody’s shaving habits after that.

That's right, it's that time again! Time for the Blimp Bowl of Rock 'n Roll... LJ style! The brackets are up on WBLM's site so that means it's time for us to get this rolling. You remember how it works, right? Just vote for your fav of the two and we'll narrow it down every couple of days until we have a winner. This poll is open to everyone, so feel free to vote!

Poll #1813285 Blimp Bowl of LJ
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Title: Life is Just a Fantasy
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels, John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One drunken night leads to the reveals of Cody's most well hidden fantasy
Word Count: 7463
Warnings: **GRAPHIC FISTING SCENARIOS** Seriously, don't read this if you can't handle graphic sex scenes.
A/N: This was written for codiasi's Fic Fun Friday, this week's prompt being fisting. Gah, I'm sooooo nervous about this. I really hope it's... decent.
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE!



( Can you live this fantasy life? )

Title: Fortunate Son (Part 22/?)
Authors: wrestlemanix and eric_idle_rules
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels, John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: Taking place in feudal England, Cody's family comes from a long line of farmers who work the land belonging to the DiBiase family. Despite the enormous class differences, Cody and Ted meet and form an instant connection with one another, both learning things from the other that they otherwise never would have known.
Word Count: 7650
A/N: I admit, I'm no expert on the life and times of feudal England, but I tried. Forgive any errors when it comes to time frames and whatnot...
Disclaimer: Neither of us own the WWE.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21



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Title: Fortunate Son (Part 21/?)
Authors: wrestlemanix and eric_idle_rules
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels, John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Taking place in feudal England, Cody's family comes from a long line of farmers who work the land belonging to the DiBiase family. Despite the enormous class differences, Cody and Ted meet and form an instant connection with one another, both learning things from the other that they otherwise never would have known.
Word Count: 6745
A/N: I admit, I'm no expert on the life and times of feudal England, but I tried. Forgive any errors when it comes to time frames and whatnot...
Disclaimer: Neither of us own the WWE.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20



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Title: Fortunate Son (Part 20/?)
Authors: wrestlemanix and eric_idle_rules
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels, John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Taking place in feudal England, Cody's family comes from a long line of farmers who work the land belonging to the DiBiase family. Despite the enormous class differences, Cody and Ted meet and form an instant connection with one another, both learning things from the other that they otherwise never would have known.
Word Count: 7930
A/N: I admit, I'm no expert on the life and times of feudal England, but I tried. Forgive any errors when it comes to time frames and whatnot... And I'd like to say thank you right now to everyone who's been reading and reviewing this for the last 19 chapters. It really means a lot to us ♥
Disclaimer: Neither of us own the WWE.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19




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Title: Fortunate Son (Part 19/?)
Authors: wrestlemanix and eric_idle_rules
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels, John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Taking place in feudal England, Cody's family comes from a long line of farmers who work the land belonging to the DiBiase family. Despite the enormous class differences, Cody and Ted meet and form an instant connection with one another, both learning things from the other that they otherwise never would have known.
Word Count: 8227
A/N: I admit, I'm no expert on the life and times of feudal England, but I tried. Forgive any errors when it comes to time frames and whatnot...
Disclaimer: Neither of us own the WWE.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18




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If I Can Dream.

I get goosebumps whenever I hear it, no matter how many times I've heard it before.

Title: A Few of My Favorite Things
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels
Rating: R
Summary: Ted makes a list of his favorite things
Word Count: 924
A/N: This was written for codiasi's Fic Fun Friday and was too long to be posted in a comment <.<
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone mentioned




As far as Cody was concerned, Ted had a lot of favorite things. The list went on and on and seemed to be ever-growing. First there was that deep brown hair that always stuck up at odd angles when he first woke up in the morning… or whenever Ted grabbed his hair when Cody was on his knees in front of him.

Then came his eyes. Ted had never seen eyes that shade of blue before. So rich and vibrant. He swore that those eyes could see right through him, just like he could see right into Cody’s eyes and see his soul bared to him… and the looked incredible half hooded in the heat of passion, lids fluttering as Ted’s name fell from his lips.

Speaking of those lips… Cody’s mouth was most certainly on his list of favorite things. The way he tasted when the kissed, or the way he knew just how to work his lips and tongue. He missed his little gaped teeth, but he was pleased that that lisp didn’t go anywhere. That lisp helped to make Cody who he was… and he certainly couldn’t forget how damn good that mouth felt around his cock, making Ted feel things he’d never felt before.

Cody’s neck was gorgeous. All the little veins and muscles in it flexed when his back arched whenever Ted thrust into him. The skin there was so soft, and Ted loved placing his hands upon Cody’s neck when the kissed… and he loved kissing Cody’s neck, as well, especially when Cody’s head would tilt to the side just a touch, elongating that neck even further.

Now, his back was so broad and muscular and dotted with freckles of all sizes, which he loved to trace with his fingers, and occasionally his tongue. He never thought he’d say that someone’s back was beautiful, but that was one of the words he had to use to describe Cody’s. He didn’t get to see Cody’s back that often (they both liked it face to face), but when he did, he always found himself pressing light kisses to that large, smooth surface.

Those arms and hands and fingers were a thing of beauty. He loved when his hands were clawing into him or gripping onto the sheets as he pleaded with Ted to go harder, faster. However, he also loved those arms when they were wrapped around him, simply holding him as they sat on the couch or in bed together, snuggled close.

He had to include Cody’s collarbone in his list of favorites, as well. Simply because it would be a crime to leave it out. Along his collarbone was one of Ted’s favorite places to kiss when Cody was shirtless.

Of course, he also liked Cody’s pectorals. Beneath his hands they were so strong and muscular and would flex reflexively when Ted did something to him that he really enjoyed. There were also his nipples, which Ted must have spent countless hours teasing with his fingers, lips and tongue until Cody was pleading with him for more.

His abs needed no explanation. He had clearly been focusing a lot of his exercises on his abdomen lately, because those ridges of Cody’s abs were solid muscle, which Ted loved watching contract when his orgasm overcame him. And he most assuredly loved licking Cody’s cum (sometimes mixed with his own, which could be even more enjoyable) off his abs, as well.

But then, just below his abs, was quite possibly Ted’s most favorite spot on Cody’s body. If not his favorite, then at least tied for favorite with maybe a few other places… His deeply cut hiplines. He absolutely loved running his thumbs along the line, seeing little goosebumps follow behind in his wake. Then, if running his thumbs along that deep indent wasn’t enough, he would then trace along them with his tongue. That act along would get Cody shivering slightly with want and need and would assure that his cock was hard and leaking. He loved holding onto Cody’s hips, continually teasing as he moved along to yet another one of his favorite places on Cody’s body.

His cock. Whether it was in his mouth, in his hand, in his ass or rubbing between them as his own cock was inside Cody, he loved Cody’s cock. That was a give in, though. Who wouldn’t love Cody’s cock? He was just the lucky one that got it.

Now, Cody’s legs were nothing short of statuesque. They were long, smooth and so incredibly tan. Any woman in the world should be jealous of Cody’s legs. Ted loved running his hands down the long limbs. He also loved grabbing those thighs when he was on his knees before Cody, or when he simply needed something to hold onto when he was fucking him so he could fuck him harder. And he couldn’t forget about when those legs were wrapped around him or flung over his shoulders… no, he couldn’t forget that at all.

Then there was Cody’s ass. What could he say about Cody’s ass? Again, that ass was strong, muscular and fit Ted’s cock so snugly. When his tongue was flicking over that hole, there was nothing quite like the way it quivered, just awaiting more. Fuck. This was one of those places that could tie for Ted’s most favorite part of Cody. Easily. He couldn’t get enough of Cody’s ass.

So, with all that said and done… Cody really was his most favorite thing. His best thing. His Cody.

Title: Cody's Mom
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ted sends a text message to the wrong person in his contacts list
Word Count: 1104
A/N: Not too long ago, homo_pink showed me this site textsfromlastnight, this one text in particular... Anyway, the long and short of it is, I ended up doing a fic about it! And she ended up doing a fic of her own from a wrong number text that I showed to her!
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, the wrestlers or the websites mentioned!




And don't forget to read her fic HERE!




Michelle was just about to head upstairs after managing to put away the last of the dishes from the dishwasher when she heard a phone going off. “I come from money, I come from class” was playing rather loudly, so she obviously knew who it was as earlier, Cody had decided to make that Ted’s ring tone for her… and his father... However, she had no idea why he would be texting her, especially at this hour of the night. Picking up the phone, she read Ted’s text. dude. I’m so drunk.

Rolling her eyes at the text that was most likely meant for her son, she quickly typed ted, this is cody’s mom and set her phone back down on the table, thinking that he’d realize his mistake and apologize and life would go on and they’d forget it ever happened.

But then, just mere seconds after she set the phone down and was about to leave the room, another text came through, his music one again blaring loudly, and she had to file it away for later to ask Cody how to adjust the volume. She figured that it was another one about just how drunk Ted was, so she picked up her phone and read the next text. I can’t wait to have my cock in your ass

This time she nearly dropped her phone. Obviously he hadn’t gotten her reply before he sent this one out. “Cody!” she called, knowing that he was probably getting ready to go out soon.

“What?!” he called back. He had just opened the door to his room and was on his way downstairs, anyway.

Before Cody was downstairs, she sent Ted another text. ted, this is still cody’s mom Maybe the pair of them exchanging phone numbers hadn’t been the best of plans. It was supposed to be for emergency reasons; if something happened to Cody, Ted would have a way of contacting his parents. She remembered then that Cody had told her that he put ‘Cody’s Mom’ into his contacts, though, so it could explain the confusion… but she decided then that she wanted him to change her name in his contacts to Michelle as soon as possible.

“What is it?” Cody asked, finding his mom in the kitchen. He was fiddling with the second button of his shirt, undecided on whether he wanted it buttoned up or not.

“Ted’s in town, right?” she asked him.

“Yeah, why? All the guys are,” he answered. “That’s why I’m about to go meet up with them.”

“Sounds like they already started without you,” she said.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” he asked, noting the somewhat strange expression on his mother’s face.

With that, she handed her phone over to Cody. “Read that. I think that’ll explain things.”

He gave her a confused look before then reading the first message. Ted had obviously meant to send that one about him being drunk to him. “I told him not to put ‘Cody’s Mom’ into his contacts,” he said, shaking his head as he went to hand the phone back to her.

“Did you read the second one?” she asked.

“Where you told him it was you he was texting? Yeah. He’s not very bright, ya know, especially when he’s had a little to drink.”

“No, the second one he sent.”

He glanced back down at the phone and his eyes went wide and this time he nearly dropped her phone. “Oh shit.” Wow, he certainly hadn’t wanted her to find out about he and Ted like that. She wasn’t even supposed to find out about them at all! Ted was just like his fuck buddy. They weren’t even anything serious!

“I’m guessing that one was for you, as well?”

“Uh… yeah… About that…” He scratched behind his head and shifted his eyes around the room. “Ya know, I think I’m just gonna head out.” He was even walking away when his mother decided to continue the conversation.

“I’ve known you were gay since you were about five,” she then told him.

“You what?!” He could honestly say he didn’t think he’d ever hear those words coming out of his mother’s mouth. He hadn’t even really thought about himself being gay until he was on the wrestling team in high school… and he hadn’t known for sure until he first had Ted’s cock in his ass a couple years back and realized that he liked that a whole hell of a lot more than any girls he’d been with. “But how?”

“You know that saying, ‘a mother always knows’? It’s true. I just always knew. And I caught you playing with your sister’s Barbie dolls from time to time.”

Cody couldn’t think of a time that he’d been more embarrassed in his entire life. His mother not only knew he was gay, she found out that he was fucking his best friend via accidental text message and now she was bringing up the mere couple of times he’d played with his sister’s Barbies. Could this night really get any worse? “God, Mom. Seriously?”

“What? I’m just letting you know that I’m ok with it. And Ted is a good boy,” she added.

Cody was about to say that Ted was hardly a boy, but held his tongue. The last thing he needed was to bait her along. “Yeah… he is,” he said eventually, then immediately followed it with, “I’m just gonna go now.”

“Ok, have fun. And be safe,” she said.

“Always am,” he replied before grabbing his car keys.

“Should I leave the light on for you, or will you not be back tonight?” she then asked, serving to embarrass him even further. “Ted’s always welcome here, you know.”

“I can’t even talk about this right now,” he muttered. “Yeah… just… just leave the light on,” he said. “I’ll see you later.” Then, with that, he headed out of the room as fast as humanly possible.

Once he was outside in his car, he pulled out his phone and saw that Ted had sent him several messages.

shit I didn’t mean to send that to your mom!

you’re still coming out right?

right?

right?

cody?

codes, I really didn’t mean to send that to her!

I swear, codes it was meant for you!

she wasn’t supposed to see it!

Sighing, he sent back his own reply, Heading out now. Ted, you are so fucking dead… also you’re coming home with me because I’m not about to face mom alone when your dumb drunk ass fucked it all up

Oops? was all he got in his reply message.